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Bhai all this Malala tamasha, it’s tau made me so confused, so bemused, so defused that don’t even ask. Mulloo says she’s a fake and it is hundred per cent pukka that she was shot by a CIA agent. He was passing through, na, on his way from Washington to Tora Bora via Swat and he thought, ‘Chalo yeh bhi karta chaloon’.
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    Diary of a Social Butterfly Bhai all this Malala tamasha, it’s tau made me so confused, so bemused, sodefused that don’t even ask.   Mulloo says she’s a fake and it is hundred per cent pukka that she was shot by a CIA agent. He was passing through, na, on his way from Washington to Tora Bora via Swat and he thought, ‘Chalo yeh bhikarta chaloon’. So when I asked her then why have the Taliban taken credit for shooting her and also wowed to finish her off next time? Because, she said, the Taliban claimed it out of zid, because they’re being attacked by Drones.   Flopsy jo hai she says that no, Malala’s not a fake. She spoke out for girls’ education and that was all fine and getting shot was also okay – and yes, she was shot by a Talib, but she’s not the only one, okay – but then why did shehave to go abroad for treatment? Haan? Why did she have to show the worldthat we are such jahils in Pakistan that we shoot children for going to school?Haan? Why did she have to become so attention seeking? Why did she have to  bring so much shame on us? Why couldn’t she have stayed in Swat only? But  Flopsy, I said, your girls are studying in America, one at Browns and one at BO(or is it BU?) You have two two flats in Tronto where you go every summers. You’re also applying for Canadian nationalism so why are you upset at Malalagoing for treatment to England? It’s different for us, she said. My daughtersdidn’t arrive on a stretcher, okay, with the world’s camer as on them. Theywent chup chaap say on an Etihad flight, business class, thank you very much. And also they don’t stand out like Malala. They ghulo milo with all the other students and Seher has dyed her hair blonde and changed her name to Dawnand Yasmeen is now mashallah say a Goth and calls herself Jasmine. Mydaughters are not American tools, okay?Also, have you noticed what Malala has in commons with Obama and CIA? Alltheir names end with an A, just like America. Yeh koi coincident hai? Haan?
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